She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you win again, gameday.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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