you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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