we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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