We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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