Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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