My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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