So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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