just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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