um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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