maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
