the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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