I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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