People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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