D3 body, D1 cock
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i dont even know how to be here
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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