I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Sext me about skeletons
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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