Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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