I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Randomize
