that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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