My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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