I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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