Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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