I need help removing her.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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