So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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