Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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