I wannas sexs uuuuu
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.