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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix