lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize