wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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