Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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