I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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