You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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