I got chris browned last night
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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