so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He has the fingertips of a God
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