I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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