I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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