I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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