Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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