strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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