would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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