And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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