Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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