this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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