He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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