the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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