I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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