Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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