Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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