I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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