well I can't set my house on fire every night
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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