I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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