you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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