it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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