your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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