literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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